What's the jazz? Leah here. I play the violin... hence the URL... get it? Because I play in treble clef and... yeah...
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
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On my first day working at Disney World I went into the bathroom and accidentally smacked right into Snow White, and she went “Oh fuck!” and almost dropped her Red Bull and that was the beginning of the best job I’ve ever had.
On my first day I was walking and ran into Ariel drinking Starbucks and she said “What’s up bitches”
I want to work at Disney
The joke is here that the team had written up a super long name for John Cleese to introduce himself as and, honestly, he plum forgot what it was. So that awkward pause where it feels like a build up is a silly British man honest to God forgetting his name, and plucking one out of thin air.
One of the many amazing moments of comedy with John Cleese.
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